mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

image

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mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

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suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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t3sticl3z:

i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”

U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK

ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC

BITCH

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canadia-n:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

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classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

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kars:

holy shit the mike brown petition only has 15k more signatures to go

sign here if you havent

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